Simpanese
Don-t Speak this language!
IMeet Simpanese. Sim hHelps Men and Women Navigate the World of Modern Dating”
What is Simpanese?
Simpanese is the unspoken emotional language of modern dating. It's the space between what people say and what they mean. The gap between intention and action. The translation guide you never got for navigating mixed signals, situationships, and ghosting.
"When someone says 'I'm not ready for anything serious' but acts like your partner, they're speaking Simpanese. This book teaches you to listen."
Most dating advice tells you what to do. Simpanese teaches you how to see. It's pattern recognition for the emotionally intelligent. A field guide to the terrain of modern connection.
Whether you're tired of being confused, over-invested, or under-communicated with—this book gives you the clarity to navigate dating with your eyes open and your heart protected.
te connections that go beyond the internet.
The Modern Datomg Problem
The rules changed. No one told you. And you're exhausted trying to figure it out.
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The Modern Dating Problem- The rules changed. No one told you. And you're exhausted trying to figure it
Mixed Signals- They text daily but won't define the relationship. Actions and words don't align.
Ghosting Culture- Conversations vanish without warning. You're left wondering what went wrong.
Emotional Unavailability- They want connection but keep you at arm's length. Intimacy with an escape route.
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Perform Vulnerability- Deep conversations that lead nowhere. Emotional labor disguised as connection.
App Fatigue- Endless swiping, shallow conversations, and the paradox of too much choice.
Siruationship Limbo-All the intimacy of a relationship, none of the commitment or clarity.
Who This Book Is For
(and Who It Isn't)
l You're emotionally curious and tired of surface-level advice
You want to understand patterns, not just follow rules
You're ready to match energy instead of chasing it
You value clarity over comfort
You're willing to see the truth, even when it hurts
You want to date with intention, not desperation
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45+ pages of practical insight
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